As anyone who has spoken to me in the last 220 days will know, Cardiff Metropolitan University “took the decision to not afford” me a place on their PGCE course.

Since then I have been in constant correspondence (they reply within 30 working days) with various members of staff. With the aim of better understanding my inadequacies and their application process.

Now it is resolved. Well, I say resolved but I mean they have decided the final stage has been completed. Im not great at subtext but I think thats their way of asking me to fuck off.

But yes, so now its resolved-ish I thought I would share my exciting journey, this quest for answers has probably left me with more quest-ions!!!!

So stay tuned loyal fans! I’ll drop the first chapter on Wednesday.

So, until next time, if you’re interested in serialising my story in your newspaper, Hire me?